Explain this to me like I'm a second-grader

Rightfully so. He's an utter nincompoop with no experience in public service.

 

You're doggedly determined to see exactly the things you want to see.

 

Right. Because by any objective measure, Hillary is a much better candidate. Plain and simple.

And that's from someone who doesn't even like her.

 

You're right. I'm sorry.
Hillary is innocent as a newborn lamb and pure as the driven snow. Every accusation against her is part of some vast right wing conspiracy and she has never done a single inappropriate or careless thing in her 25 years in government. I will happily vote for her in November, now that I've seen the light.
Better?

 

Note the "potential," "it is possible," etc. weasel words in Comey's statement. There's no evidence to support that anything happened, but dammit, the POTENTIAL was there!

 

That's like saying eating a pile of vomit is tastier than eating a fresh dog turd, though.

 

Duh!

 

Nope.

 

Baron rarely deserves defending, but shit like this is what has ruined this place.

 

You mean other than the existence of an insecure private server that, even after being purged (for entirely innocent reasons, I'm sure ), yielded up some classified information?

 

More like I'd rather nick my chin shaving one morning than slam my testicles in a car door in perpetuity.