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Trump needs to get Pence on the same page.

Pence: Russia faces 'serious consequences' if it's behind DNC hack

 

It's called spying, Pence. You think we don't hack whatever shit of theirs we can?

 

Thought you're sitting out this cycle.

 

"Serious consequences" is diplomatic speak for cancelling dinner parties.

 

Only one annexation per decade!

 

But no annexation near us!

 

Any mention of the words "Russian aggression" should also include that map. The correct term is "Russian response."

It just bugs us because under Yeltsin there was no Russian response. He was just drunk all the time and said yes to whatever the United States did.

 

New Jersey, Virginia. To-may-to, to-mah-to

"Her running mate, Tim Kaine, who, by the way, did a terrible job in—first act he did in New Jersey was ask for a $4 billion tax increase and he's not very popular in New Jersey," Trump said.

 

Nah, we're the Good Guy With A Gun. Everyone knows that.

 

I think he's making those mistakes on purpose. He's the Boom of presidential candidates.

 

You married a Russian, too?