College Football 2016 Week 1 running thread

All right, in real terms of this weekend, what are we thinking happens in JerryWorld?

I'm saying Alabama 38, USC 17.

I would have liked to see Tide vs. Stanford last year, but I don't think that would have worked out in the Pac-12's favor either.

 

USC 24, Alabama 20

Plus/Minus on the minutes they spend talking about USC/Kiffin divorce?

 

Sixteen-ounce cans of Miller Lite get the ever-lovin' shit sold out of 'em ...

 

14 straight. That’s how many season openers the Crimson Tide have won since losing to UCLA to open up the 2001 campaign. Since taking over the reins, Nick Saban has been amazing when it comes to opening up the season, taking care of Wisconsin last year, West Virginia in 2014, Virginia Tech in 2013 and Michigan in 2012 all by double digits – the Crimson Tide know how to load up against the big boys out of the gate.

Alabama vs. USC Game Preview & Fearless Prediction

 

Wait, no talk about the Fightin' Falwells opening against the Fightin' Fuentes on Frank Beamer Way?

 

LOL

 

You people down there have horrible taste in beer.

 

Max Browne builds on the Heisman legacy of Cody Kessler.

 

"Over the past "decade" (since 2006), the SEC is 12-6 vs. the Pac-12. SEC is 6-1 since Auburn's BCS title win over Oregon."

I have 10-6, must have missed two games. Of those 16 games I counted, only four were at Pac-12 stadiums. Of the last seven you refer to since Auburn beat Oregon, I think only one (LSU @ Washington) was at a Pac-12 venue.

 

No.

 

I hope West By God scores 709 against Missouri......and with Holgersen, he will sure as shit try.

 

I'll be looking for something different. Do they still sell Billy Beer or Lone Star?? I remember Pearl not being awful. I hope enough Dos Equis gets across the border before the wall goes up.