Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

Just put her in a wheelchair already and let her enjoy the FDR sympathy vote.

"My body may be tired, but my mind's still a steel trap!"

That would win votes.

 

For God's sakes, Hil. We'd all like to flee to the Cleve and club-hop down at the Flats and have lunch with Little Richard, but we fight those urges because we have responsibilities.

 

"Bill and Hillary use the Clinton Foundation to line their own pockets!"

Trump Living Large On Donors’ Dime

 

Why can't Trump support his own weight when he speaks?

 

The doctor is working on a new more detailed statement.

 

A forklift could barely support Fat Fucko's weight.

 

Marching in a parade -- especially a Labor Day parade, if you're a Dem -- is standard politicking.

Hillary used to regularly march in parades.

Has age marched in a single parade since her "surprise" four block photo op at the NYC Pride Parade, where she looked like she was about to die at any minute?

 

Yes. Clearly, she's frantically waving for an ambulance:

 

"Well, except for when the post-concussion syndrome kicks in and I forget everything."

 

"Hillary ran a pay-to-play State Department!"

Trump donated to attorneys general who dropped Trump U. inquiries: report

 

Sorry. Fixed my medical nomenclature.

 

Trump doesn't do standard politicking - it's awesome, he doesn't need to play any games to get votes!

Hillary doesn't do standard politicking - she's on her deathbed with Ebola brought over when Obama moved here from Kenya!