Today's bizarre high school football score

You grab three of your buddies, Starman; I'll bring three of mine.

But please call it by its proper name: The Tim Tebow Home Schoolers League.

 

We should save that for the 1-man league.

 

I'm almost positive everyone would get a trophy then.

 

Not a score, but a bizarre stat. One of the small private schools I cover is winless and has only scored 27 points in seven games.
Their leading receiver has 10 catches for 9 yards.

 

Last weekend.

Onaga 114
Valley Falls 68

Onaga, Valley Falls re-write record book in 114-68 shootout

 

And just two nights ago in the playoffs:

Hutchinson Central Christian 108, Lebo 62.

Central Christian's last five games:
60-94 (their only loss of the season vs. Hartford)
92-12
80-22
58-12
108-62

And their only loss was a 94-60 game.

 

We had a 94-74 game a couple of weeks ago. In 11-man ball. Set a state record.

 

I want to gouge my eyes out of my skull with a spork every time I see that.

 

Kid throws for 715 yards in 85-44 playoff victory. http://www.news-leader.com/story/sp...-win-over-ozark-moves-quarterfinals/93298970/

 

Not football, but MD women's basketball had an exhibition game vs Division II Bluefield State the other night and won 146-17. Outscored them 72-0 in the second half. Frese must of lit into them during halftime.

 

Had an 11-man game finish either 90-12 or 90-18 around here Friday night. It was 75-12 at the half and I thought for sure we were going to see a team score 100, even with the running clock.

 

We had a 90-18 regular season finale down the road a piece. It was 75-12 at halftime. Had another season ender at 83-0.