Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

I'm sure you've done worse. On most weekends and the occasional Tuesday in your 1988 Buick.

 

How many rapes disqualify a candidate? What is your rape threshhold?

 

Did Hillary Clinton rape someone? Because last I checked, she was the person running for president. (I'm not going to engage your right-wing rape talking point).

Have you been hit in the head recently?

 

Are you related to oop? #easytouch

 

Hysterical. Enjoy the rest of your evening.

 

Thank you. I will.

 

Lewandowski says, "We're not electing a Sunday School teacher," yet the nominee of the One and Only Official Party of Family Values once hath told us, "I am an evangelical."
Which is it, folks?

Trump: I'm an evangelical, Cruz is Cuban

 

He's a Baby Christian.

 

The Lewandowski quote, the one where he says Trump talks real, like people talk at the dinner table ... holy shit, that's the best quote I've seen this whole campaign. It's just fucking marvelous.

 

Well, it's how Donald talks to Ivanka at the dinner table, before he tells her to jump up on it



... and maybe jump on the table too.

 

Should really connect with religious and Midwestern voters.

 

Who did he rape?