2016 MLB Postseason Thread

eh.....close enough.

 

When Jetes quit a young fan named Manky
Was in constant need of a hanky
He now spends his days
Jerking off while he prays
That Lindor will soon be a Yankee

I can't help myself

 

Sorry my presence here is such a fucking burden on you guys.

 

I think it was during the sixth inning I came up with a new rule proposal. Limited substitution like in soccer. Only three pitching changes allowed in the first nine innings.

 

Glad to read this. I thought it was just me who thought Buck has had the Cubs dong in his mouth.

 

I'm sure they'll find a way.

Read somewhere that almost all of the bars in and around Wrigleyville are charging stupid covers just to get into the joint........except one.

Murphy's Bleachers – Chicago's World Famous Sports Bar across from Wrigley Field

 

Both teams work the count. That means a lot of long ABs.

 

Is there anyone who wants to see the shots of fans cheering in bars or other gatherings during the broadcasts?

Just stop.

 

You are responding to an imaginary post.

 

So this World Series is highest-rated since the last time the Yankees were in it?

 

I was thinking about this again this morning and it brought another laugh. This is a great mental image.