College Football 2016 Week 9 running thread

Do me a favor, google the last 30 years of Pitt football and then get back to me.

 

You at least knew Michigan State was going to be breaking in a new quarterback, after how many years of talent like Connor Cook and Kirk Cousins. Notre Dame, on the other hand, makes no sense at all. I mean, friggin Duke punched them in the mouth unfazed at their house.

 

Michigan State struggling a little bit, maybe going 8-4 or 7-5, makes sense. But there's no excuse for going from playoff team (and a third straight 11-win season) to probably sitting home during bowl season, all in the span of one year.

 

This doesn't sound good, for either the long term or the short:

 

As far as Michigan-Michigan State this week, I'm not declaring the Spartans dead without two doctors and a signed death certificate. Hearing McDonough's voice still gives me bad flashbacks. And you know Dantonio will be dipping heavily into the #disrespekt well all week.

In other Michigan news, America's favorite crazy bastard had to get glasses last week and chose a style he says reminds him of Michael Douglas in "Falling Down," Malcolm X ... and Woody?

Jim Harbaugh Looks Like Woody Hayes Today And It's Hilarious

 

... And yes, UM will have 40 by halftime.

UM, OSU and PSU are dead lock losses. Rutgers, Illinois and Indiana are coin flips. They'll do well if they win 4.

 

His majesty will not be granting an audience today.

Ohio State football | No callers put through to Urban Meyer's radio show

 

Urban Meyer = bitch

 

That's chicken shit of the tallest order.

 

That's just a perfect job for him. Everyone just hero worships and sucks his nuts. You know the call screener let no one on out of fear and intimidation, then tried to justify it. Ol' Urb may not even have to fake a heart attack at this place. I never thought I'd say it but I'm glad Penn State shoved it up his ass.

 

Aww, you say that about everybody who takes office promising to knock down Penn State and then doesn't deliver.

 

Please see my above comment