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Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by SnarkShark, Jan 22, 2016.

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  1. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    But enough about Fox News' weekend ...
     
  2. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

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    QUEEN OFFERS TO RESTORE BRITISH RULE OVER UNITED STATES

    LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unexpected televised address on Saturday, Queen Elizabeth II offered to restore British rule over the United States of America.

    Addressing the American people from her office in Buckingham Palace, the Queen said that she was making the offer “in recognition of the desperate situation you now find yourselves in.”

    “This two-hundred-and-forty-year experiment in self-rule began with the best of intentions, but I think we can all agree that it didn’t end well,” she said. ...

    Using the closing moments of her speech to tout her credentials, the Queen made it clear that she has never used e-mail and has only had sex with one person “very occasionally.”


    Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States - The New Yorker
     
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  3. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    I like Clinton, but I'm beginning to think the party made a mistake backing her with this email cloud over her head.
     
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  4. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    I think he's going to win too.
     
  5. JohnHammond

    JohnHammond Well-Known Member

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  6. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    I'm not just thinking about the election.
     
  7. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Can Trump win Florida, Nevada and North Carolina? Feasible. And if he does, he wins. That's 50 EV and he's sitting at 226.4 on 538 currently.
     
  8. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Go to the "poles." The KKK encourages you to do so

     
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    North Trenton has a terrific Polish community and a few terrific Polish bakeries.
     
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  10. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    FiveThirtyEight also has him well behind in those three states. Could he win one? Sure. All three? Not likely
     
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  11. SnarkShark

    SnarkShark Well-Known Member

    I thought they didn't like Poles. And is that a lifesaver in there?
     
  12. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    No, 538 has him behind in those states, not ahead.
     
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