Have you tried drinking beer in the shower?

That's what we call them up here.

 

Not being a stone breaker, genuinely curious.
Are there regions in which all locker rooms are called dressing rooms?
I know that it is common parlance in hockey, but is the term used in other sports in Canada or New England or the Northern Plains?

 

Don't fuck with shower beer.

Oh, and Florida.

Florida teenager 'beat and killed his 69-year-old grandmother after she hid the 18-year-old's beer while he was in the shower' | Daily Mail Online

 

Dumbass, they don't serve beer in prison. And what about respect for your elders?

Sounds like meth.

 

That should just be Florida's new state motto. "Sounds like meth."

 

If Poin and Florida were to cease to exist, the Daily Mail might fold.

 

If you're in Virginia, give Champion's Shower Beer a try. Very crisp and delicious Czech pils.

 

Why does a UK 'news' outfit maintain such an interest in Florida crime?
The Brits are into Florida crime like a lot of Americans seemingly care about Kate Middleton?

 

It's clickbait gold.

 

I've been a big fan of the shower beer for a long, long time.

But I have one lesson, learned the hard way in college, that I feel compelled to share:

NEVER TAKE A BOTTLED BEER INTO THE SHOWER!

 

You shouldn't be dropping beer inn the first place so there should be no problem. And don't tell me this things get slippery with soap and water nonsense...