Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

Vote for the crook. It's important.

 

A little humor for you. Someone I saw on social media today noted that the election is tomorrow and posted this song. However, they kept the original lyrics, which are related to the 19th century and France. Well, this is America and I have a significant weakness for parody lyrics. (Intended to be as bipartisan as I can, so loosen up.)

Here's your soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IddP8AAIGTQ

Feel free to sing along:

NATE SILVER
One day more!
Another day, another destiny
Of never-ending voter agony
The people soon will make their choice
Amidst this sea of screeching noise
One day more!

TRUMP
We're never winning anymore
We lose to Mexico and China

NATE SILVER
One day more!

TRUMP and KELLYANNE CONWAY
Ignore these nasty things I say
About Latinos and (Conway slaps phone out of Trump's hand and covers his mouth)

HILLARY CLINTON
One more day without my crown

TRUMP and KELLYANNE CONWAY
See the emails she deletes!

HILLARY CLINTON
One day to cap my ambition

TRUMP and KELLYANNE CONWAY
Dead men in Benghazi streets!

HILLARY CLINTON
Comey couldn't bring me down

TRUMP AND CONWAY
Lover of Obamacare!

HILLARY CLINTON
What the hell did Bill say now?

OBAMA
One day 'til I'm history

TRUMP
What a loser you have been

OBAMA
'Til they pick my new successor

TRUMP
Such a yuge disaster! Sad!

OBAMA
Too bad I can't run again!

TRUMP
Bigly need a better plan!

OBAMA
I could wax both of these schmucks!

VOTERS
The ads drone on … the constant fear!

SILVER
One day more!

ALEX JONES
One more day 'til revolution
Blame freemasons and the Jews
Prove they faked the whole moon landing
And the microchips they use

BILL CLINTON
Back in the White House
Like the good old days
Still don't have to care about what my wife says
Intern staff for me
And you know I get
The title of first man to do the President

BERNIE SANDERS
One day to a new beginning!

BERNIE BROS
We'll vote Bernie 'till we die!

BERNIE SANDERS
Every man will be a king!

BERNIE BROS
I don't have to do a thing!

BERNIE SANDERS
We'll defeat the one percenters!

BERNIE BROS
Can you hear the people sing!

TRUMP
I'll blame the press! I'll blame the Jewwwwwws!

SILVER
One day more!

(Multi-part cacophony I'm not going to transcribe, only unlike Les Mis, it's totally a-musical and mostly just the characters screaming at each other.)

SILVER
Tomorrow put the polls away! Somehow we've reached election day!

ENSEMBLE
Tomorrow we'll discover what our God in heaven has in store!
One more vote!
One more say!
ONE DAY MORE!!!!!!

 

I love Obama's hype man during this speech.

 

@SpeedTchr Serious question. Who do you find inspiring?

 

George Wallace, not that one...

 

Ok, so Trump at his rally in Manchester, N.H. is reading letters of support from Brady and Belichick. The Belichick one, no shit, sounds exactly the way Donald Trump talks every day. It makes one wonder, and it ought to make Boston reporters get on the horn to the Pats PR staff and Brady's personal flack ASAP. Team day off tomorrow, no access for the sports guys.

 

Remember, this is the guy who used to pretend he was the PR flack for Donald Trump, and he'd call reporters to drop gossip about Trump's amazing sex life and business acumen. He literally has no shame. Yes, literally.

 

Margaret Thatcher

 

Funny, but not inspirational. Now that I'm thinking about it, Redd Foxx was seriously funny, too!

 

It wasn't you? Come on, Starman, like I said on the other post, it's first and goal. Don't let the board down!

 

My goodness I would pay a lot for a tour of Starman's noggin.