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Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by SnarkShark, Jan 22, 2016.

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  1. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member


     
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  2. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Vote for the crook. It's important.
     
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  3. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

    A little humor for you. Someone I saw on social media today noted that the election is tomorrow and posted this song. However, they kept the original lyrics, which are related to the 19th century and France. Well, this is America and I have a significant weakness for parody lyrics. (Intended to be as bipartisan as I can, so loosen up.)

    Here's your soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IddP8AAIGTQ

    Feel free to sing along:

    NATE SILVER
    One day more!
    Another day, another destiny
    Of never-ending voter agony
    The people soon will make their choice
    Amidst this sea of screeching noise
    One day more!

    TRUMP
    We're never winning anymore
    We lose to Mexico and China

    NATE SILVER
    One day more!

    TRUMP and KELLYANNE CONWAY
    Ignore these nasty things I say
    About Latinos and (Conway slaps phone out of Trump's hand and covers his mouth)

    HILLARY CLINTON
    One more day without my crown

    TRUMP and KELLYANNE CONWAY
    See the emails she deletes!

    HILLARY CLINTON
    One day to cap my ambition

    TRUMP and KELLYANNE CONWAY
    Dead men in Benghazi streets!

    HILLARY CLINTON
    Comey couldn't bring me down

    TRUMP AND CONWAY
    Lover of Obamacare!

    HILLARY CLINTON
    What the hell did Bill say now?

    OBAMA
    One day 'til I'm history

    TRUMP
    What a loser you have been

    OBAMA
    'Til they pick my new successor

    TRUMP
    Such a yuge disaster! Sad!

    OBAMA
    Too bad I can't run again!

    TRUMP
    Bigly need a better plan!

    OBAMA
    I could wax both of these schmucks!

    VOTERS
    The ads drone on … the constant fear!

    SILVER
    One day more!

    ALEX JONES
    One more day 'til revolution
    Blame freemasons and the Jews
    Prove they faked the whole moon landing
    And the microchips they use

    BILL CLINTON
    Back in the White House
    Like the good old days
    Still don't have to care about what my wife says
    Intern staff for me
    And you know I get
    The title of first man to do the President

    BERNIE SANDERS
    One day to a new beginning!

    BERNIE BROS
    We'll vote Bernie 'till we die!

    BERNIE SANDERS
    Every man will be a king!

    BERNIE BROS
    I don't have to do a thing!

    BERNIE SANDERS
    We'll defeat the one percenters!

    BERNIE BROS
    Can you hear the people sing!

    TRUMP
    I'll blame the press! I'll blame the Jewwwwwws!

    SILVER
    One day more!

    (Multi-part cacophony I'm not going to transcribe, only unlike Les Mis, it's totally a-musical and mostly just the characters screaming at each other.)

    SILVER
    Tomorrow put the polls away! Somehow we've reached election day!

    ENSEMBLE
    Tomorrow we'll discover what our God in heaven has in store!
    One more vote!
    One more say!
    ONE DAY MORE!!!!!!
     
    Last edited: Nov 7, 2016
  4. Webster

    Webster Well-Known Member

    I love Obama's hype man during this speech.
     
  5. gingerbread

    gingerbread Well-Known Member

    @SpeedTchr Serious question. Who do you find inspiring?
     
  6. BadgerBeer

    BadgerBeer Well-Known Member

    George Wallace, not that one...
     
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  7. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    Ok, so Trump at his rally in Manchester, N.H. is reading letters of support from Brady and Belichick. The Belichick one, no shit, sounds exactly the way Donald Trump talks every day. It makes one wonder, and it ought to make Boston reporters get on the horn to the Pats PR staff and Brady's personal flack ASAP. Team day off tomorrow, no access for the sports guys.
     
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  8. gingerbread

    gingerbread Well-Known Member

    Remember, this is the guy who used to pretend he was the PR flack for Donald Trump, and he'd call reporters to drop gossip about Trump's amazing sex life and business acumen. He literally has no shame. Yes, literally.
     
  9. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Margaret Thatcher
     
  10. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Funny, but not inspirational. Now that I'm thinking about it, Redd Foxx was seriously funny, too!
     
  11. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    It wasn't you? Come on, Starman, like I said on the other post, it's first and goal. Don't let the board down!
     
  12. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    My goodness I would pay a lot for a tour of Starman's noggin.
     
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