President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Feel free to do it yourself and tell me if I did it wrong. I was alt-tabbing between googling populations and the calculator on my phone, so I may have mistyped a number

 

Her who? Hillary Clinton? She doesn't matter now

 

I rarely do math pro bono, and I'm pretty sure you can't afford me ...

 

But you'll apparently do a pretty good sea lion impression for free

 

How in the hell do you come up with that number for the Senate? Both are statewide elections. Is there a 4x multiplier that goes into effect once you cross the Missouri River, like a pinball machine?
In any event, if Democrats want to win the votes of the good folks of Benkelman, maybe they should spend some time campaigning there and explaining their positions.

 

The Brooklyn being referred to is in New York State, if that helps.

All men are created equal. But not really so make sure you suck up to the special ones.

 

Ain't nothin' stoppin' the good folks of Brooklyn from movin' to metropolitan Benkelman.

 

Indeed. Gets my juices going better than anything.

 

Which is pretty much how we've seen North Carolina, Georgia and a few other traditionally red states turn into potential swing states.

 

Eww. You made this weird. It's weird now.

 

You mean like a voting bloc that splits 90-10 in your favor, without fail, in every election from dogcatcher to president?

 

I thought the seals thing was just between me and you ...

ETA: At least it got you to shut up about the popular vote.