President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Roll Tide?

 

"Daddy I got a new baby-doll negligee. Want to see it?"

 

It's true:

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76 pages in 78 hours. Wow.

 

This is essentially @WriteThinking's argument about how to stop gun violence, which you have now adopted and applied in service to Mein Fuhrer.

 

Kurt Eichenwald worked really hard to expose Donald Trump, and some of you idiots still voted for Jill Stein!

And, btw, does anybody believe this went down as described by tough guy Kurt?

On Friday, I almost assaulted a fan of my work. I was in the Philadelphia International Airport, and a man who recognized me from one of my appearances on a television news show approached. He thanked me for the investigative reporting I had done about Donald Trump before the election, expressed his outrage that the Republican nominee had won and then told me quite gruffly, “Get back to work.” Something about his arrogance struck me, so I asked, “Who did you vote for?”

He replied, “Well, Stein, but—” I interrupted him and said, “You’re lucky it’s illegal for me to punch you in the face.” Then, after telling him to have sex with himself—but with a much cruder term—I turned and walked away.

 

This thread is 76 pages of Yankee Fan fapping and jizzing all over everyone. Someone give him some fucking salt peter.

 

White nationalism isn't going to shill for itself.

 

I've been remarkably restrained.

My guy won in a Buster Douglas style upset.

I was ridiculed for even saying he had a chance to win, though I really did think he would lose.

I'm not sure the SJ.com left would be nearly as gracious as I've been.

 

Oh, sure.

But now we'd like to discuss his impending presidency. Maybe we should have two threads, an election gloating thread and a thread about what comes next.