Sports Illustrated Pitches Three Different Looks on Swimsuit Covers

You might be surprised that most chicks don't go for your sensitive ponytail type, Ty.

 

You're right, but your mom ain't most chicks.

(Sorry, I just couldn't resist)

 

Disappointed in the parenthetical.

 

Tip, try, etc.
Well played.

 

Necrophilia? Now that's where I draw the line.

 

What's a line? [/Vombatus]

 

What did I do now?

 

Wait, Vombatus is from Balmer. FBI contacts. I know we aren't supposed to out but...

 

You can't go dead mom wet blanket on a good mom joke. Bad form.

 

But, this is SJ, so the question must be asked: RSW?

 

Body Beautiful: Ashley Graham Bares All to Tracee Ellis Ross | V Magazine

 

It's about damn time.
First time in a long time I've seen a headline shouting, "Model X bares all!" and we actually see nipples.
Good on ya, V magazine.