President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I didn't vote for him, I think he's a POS, and I think he's going to be a disaster, but what does it say about him that just a week after his election people are already getting tired of reading stories about how he's breaking from protocol and tradition? I mean, how is this thing about Theresa May even a story? It's not even an amusing anecdote.

 

Can we talk about Glenn Beck's transformation? No, not into a NeverTrumper but into a Brooklyn hipster?

 

Oh god, everything in that photo can fuck right off.

 

I think it's amusing that he thinks the British prime minister might just pop over to the States sometime without letting the White House know.

 

When she's done queening and vacuuming, she can pay us a visit, too.

 

if Hugh Grant can crash a Christmas concert to see his nephew dressed as a crab, he can damn well make it to the U.S.

 

Never would have guessed that about you.

 

Suddenly we are all contestants on Pig In A Poke.

 

Trump accidentally invited Mrs. Featherbottom:

 

The rallies are coming back!

Everyone say a prayer for Katy Tur.

 

Trump's revised rallying points:

We are partnering with the private sector to clearly mark the Mexican border on Google maps.

We are strongly considering monitoring Hillary's activities and are prepared to issue her a jaywalking fine, if she steps out of line.

To increase blue collar jobs, Ivanka is unveiling a line of shirts with blue collars suitable for office workers.

 

If he's going to cos play as Teddy Roosevelt, he needs to be able to grow a mustache.