2016 Pro Wrestling Thread

I'm fine with the rivalry, but I think it's unnecessary at this point to re-insert Ric.

The E, though, really needs to build up another contender.

 

I'd like for them to actually use Nia Jax accordingly.

Have the 30 minute IW match go to a draw, 3 falls a piece. Then as they go to restart it, Nia pops up from beneath the ring and destroys both women. Setting up a 3-way dance at the Rumble for the strap.

Something like that.

and have Nia keep it for a while. I know she's not great on the mic, but damn, she's capable of an Awesome Kong like reign.

 

And FFS, GET THE BELTS OFF THE NEW DAY!

 

Lita has apparently left the WWE. Not sure what happened, but her and Lawler were no longer working on the pre-show panels.

 

Trump picks wrestling magnate Linda McMahon to lead Small Business Administration

If only she is introduced to Congress with the old-school WrestleMania theme.

 

Word is, Irwin R. Schyster is in line for Secretary of the Treasury and Kane is in line for Ambassador to Parts Unknown.

 

You know, I'd absolutely love it if The Revival was to take the belts off of New Day, but I just don't think they'd get over with the WWE crowd and they'd suffer the same fate as the Vauds and Ascension

 

A poster on Cageside Seats said Mae Young, if she was still alive, could be Secretary of Labor.

Ted DiBiase could be Secretary of Commerce. Together with IRS, the nation's money motto changes from In God We Trust to Everybody's Got A Price.

Tatanka could lead the Bureau of Indian Affairs.

Dean Douglas could be Secretary of Education.

General E. Rection could lead the Dept. . Of Veteran's Affairs after Sgt. Slaughter didn't get confirmed because of his previous ties to Iraq.

Henry O. Godwin could be Secretary of Agriculture.

Dr. Isaac Yankem DDS can lead the Dept. of Health and Human Services

Paul Heyman as Attorney General, because the country needs a strong advocate.

Chris Canyon, if he were still alive, could be Defense Secretary, because the best defense is a good offense.

Bob Holly will increase the speed limit of the nation's highways as Secretary of Transportation.

Bayley will be Energy Secretary, because the best way to show energy is to hug people.

Big Bossman, if he were alive, could lead Homeland Security.

 

Good list.
You could also make Lanny Poffo Secretary of Education.
The Mountie could be the Ambassador to Canada or Homeland Security.

 

Love how the commentator in the embedded video identified McMahon as the former CEO of "World-Wide Wrestling." Great job doing your research, pal.

 

It used to amaze me how TV news shows used to cover anything WWE-related. If they were doing a story, they would either show footage from some independent show and claim it was WWE, or show old WWWF footage from the late 70s.

 

I may have to start watching Total Divas.



I heart Renee Young.