Your unpopular opinions and creepy admissions

The first 3 are bad but a well done steak should be a crime.

 

You're a monster

 

Sloppy seconds are more appetizing than well-done steak.

 

My ancestors didn't discover fire in order for me to slap a cow on the ass and call it edible.

Oh, and sushi sucks. It's much better in its original incarnation as bait.

 

PETA's gonna investigate you now.

 

My great-uncle was a farmer who once slapped a cow on the ass.

The resultant kick led to a multiple fracture of his leg. Gangrene set in soon after.

They served steaks at the reception after his funeral. A lot of steaks.

If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.

 

"Mommy," Jr. Shotty said with a mouthful of juicy steak, "what happened to Uncle Shot's cow?"

 

I gagged in my mouth a little at the last one. Next you'll tell me you eat it with ketchup...

 

Repped for real talk.

 

On occasion, yes! I also like ketchup on my baked potatoes.

 

Rose doesn't need to be in a museum, even post-mortem.
His records exist. His stats exist. He has not been wiped from baseball history. His accomplishments stand.
He just should never get the honor of enshrinement.

 

We need to dial back on the admissions.
I'm not sure which is worse: grown men Googling/ogling Disney child stars or putting ketchup on well-done steaks.