President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

You fell for fake news.

 

Only logical explanation, but what about this election cycle has been logical. I mean, you're the main squeeze of the PEOTUS, right? You're flying commercial, and JetBlue at that, with all the resources a billionaire has at hand? Very odd.

 

And his nutsack tastes so yummy, like creamy Russian caviar. Yum yum.

 

HIS EXCELLENCY

 

It's an old world thing.

 

North Carolina is no longer a democracy according to this piece:

North Carolina is no longer classified as a democracy

In the just released EIP report, North Carolina’s overall electoral integrity score of 58/100 for the 2016 election places us alongside authoritarian states and pseudo-democracies like Cuba, Indonesia and Sierra Leone. If it were a nation state, North Carolina would rank right in the middle of the global league table – a deeply flawed, partly free democracy that is only slightly ahead of the failed democracies that constitute much of the developing world.

Indeed, North Carolina does so poorly on the measures of legal framework and voter registration, that on those indicators we rank alongside Iran and Venezuela. When it comes to the integrity of the voting district boundaries no country has ever received as low a score as the 7/100 North Carolina received. North Carolina is not only the worst state in the USA for unfair districting but the worst entity in the world ever analyzed by the Electoral Integrity Project.

 

I condemn!!

 

Author will be a hit at conference cocktail parties.

 

That's some solid standing up to the bully. Or acting friendly to head off a dangerous arms race. Or something. But I'm sure it's well-thought out and will be very effective.

But of more interest to me is, did Vlad send this via snail mail? It's dated Dec. 15? MAGA – Make Airmail Great Again!

 

I thought Dumpf was supposed to be stocking his team on the basis of sexy hotness, what's Kellyanne Conway's fucking excuse? That shriveled wrinkled withered bitch is nine years younger than me and looks 30 years older (and it's not like I'm some glowing young Adonis). She looks like my fuckin grandma who kicked off 40 years ago. What does the fucking hag do, soak her face in battery acid and vinegar?

Maybe it's the corrosive effects of a daily face bath of Dumpf splooge. Not a good sign for Ivanka's long term looks.

 

Didn't someone on the creepy admissions thread say she was hot?