2016-17 College Football Bowl-a-Rama thread

Are you trying to tell me some of these conferences aren't the same as they used to be??!!???

 

Saban Man

Who can beat a whole league
Shut down LSU
Scare off all the coaches
And the NCAA, too

The Saban man
(Roll Tide)
The Saban man can
(Roll Tide)
The Saban man can cause he
Takes on the Sun Belt and
Beats up Furman, too

Who can suck in the pros
And fall down to the Tide
Schedule games with USC
But at a neutral site

The Saban man
(Roll Tide)
The Saban man can
(Roll Tide)
The Saban man can cause he
Schedules the Sun Belt and
Pounds on Wofford, too

The Saban man makes
SEC fans think
the ACC's atrocious
Forget about
pre-'98;
We* play BCS,
you bitches!

Who can have the Sun Bowl
fans chanting, "SEC!"
Wash away the sorrow
of losing 42-3

The Saban man
(Roll Tide)
The Saban man can
(Roll Tide)
The Saban man can cause he
beats the FCS
and pays the players, too

The Saban man can cause
he won't play on the road;
He rigs the schedule, too

* Applies only to Alabama, Florida, Auburn**, LSU, and coattail riders.
** Future forfeits may apply.

 

At least it's a little better than the Northwest Florida Christmas column.

 

The verse doesn't fit well with words like Mississippi or Independence Bowl.

 

Just wait until the Big 12 blows up.

 

I don't thinks there's a team, other than Texas, that the ACC would want.
And the SEC and Big10 are better fits for Texas

 

The ACC would spooge itself to get Kansas for basketball.

 

North Texas running back tosses his cookies in the backfield during the Heart of Dallas Bowl.

 

The Minnesota defensive players who did not participate in sexual assault did well tonight.

 

Don't underestimate the value of having Kansas football to pad their league wins.

 

Gold ...

 

Don't blame me, I was rooting for Northern Illinois.