2016-17 College Football Bowl-a-Rama thread

Bert looks like he's going to eat 5 cheeseburgers and one of those little dogs his wife made him get.

 

Showing his manhood.

 

I thought he'd shit his khakis.

 

What a disgusting second-half performance by Arkansas.

 

So how was Historic Lesion Field? Was there toilet paper and paper towels?

 

Give a little credit to Va Tech. But yeah, sooie

 

I thought I was watching Deliverance.

 

SEC 1-4 so far

 

None of the good teams have played yet.
But don't worry, the league's teams still play the toughest schedule in that massive eight-game conference slate ...

 

I'm not man enough to brave those bathrooms. They did get the north end zone speakers working with just under three minutes left in the fourth quarter, which was a nice touch. Meanwhile the east side light stantions continue rusting away, having apparently never been sanded down much less repainted since the condemned upper deck was ripped away from them over a decade ago.

(New scoreboard is seriously nice, though. Better than anything on offer in Bryant Denny.)

 

Sooo. If OK State beats Colorado like that, does that make them the second best tea in the country behind Alabama?