No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

SEMIFINALS

#RIPRONVILLE -- Barring a Monday Night Miracle by the No. 1 Flying Dutchmen, the No. 4 Xana'Rams will advance to the NIAFL title game next week.

The Xana'Rams (8-6) hold a 78-46 lead and are a 100% favorite even though the Flying Dutchmen (10-3) have 2 players in Monday's game, DeSean Jackson and Rob Kelley of the Redskins, who play at home against Carolina. They are predicted to score 6 points apiece. Should they do so, the Xana'Rams, who entered the playoffs sucking ass on a 4-game skid, would still win 78-58.

In the other NIAFL semifinal, No. 2 50 Shades of Jay (9-4) holds a 51-48 lead over No. 3 Black & Yellow (9-4) thanks to a 29-point day from Drew Brees.

With 3 players remaining tonight and tomorrow, Black & Yellow is predicted to win 67-57.

50 Shades of Jay has just one player in tonight's game.

"We don't care who we play in the championship," the Xana'Rams GM said in this fake sports story. "We have the power of #RIPRon on our side."

Soon as he said that, a voice from the Great Beyond screamed "NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FANTASY TEAM!"

More to come.

 

If history repeats itself, No. 3 Black & Yellow will beat No. 4 Xana'Rams to claim the 2016 NIAFL championship.

B&Y beat X'R 74-57 in Week 11, a matchup that took place one week after X'R beat the Flying Dutchmen 77-59.

In the semifinals last week, B&Y beat 50 Shades of Jay 70-55 while X'R beat the No. 1 Flying Dutchmen 77-59.

Based on active players today, Black & Yellow is predicted to beat the Xana'Rams 63-61 in the championship.

Good luck, Oz.

 

Painful.

 

CHAMPIONSHIP UPDATE (12/25) ...

The Xana'Rams hold a 97-60 lead.

Black & Yellow needs 38 points from 3 players tonight and tomorrow to claim the title.

 

UPDATE: Yellow & Black scored 10 points with Tyreek Hill and crept within 97-70, meaning Elliott and Prater must combine to score at least 28 tonight for Oz to claim the crown.

 

97-80 with Prater's PAT and Elliott's 55-yard TD run ...

 

97-89 ...

 

Congrats to the champion XanaRams and our new commissioner Songbird!

Hoping next year will bring some changes to the NIAFL Football program.

Can't wait to get started on the baseball league.

 

All hail, Caesar Songbird!

 

Congrats.

When's the baseball draft? Some of us are expecting another baby in March/April and need to make contingency plans.

 

Like Wooden, it took me 17 years to win a fantasy title. Gonna be a great next 10 to 12 years.

Fun seasons overall: 3rd in baseball, 1st in football.

See ya at the baseball draft.

 

Now you need to update your SJ signature to reflect your fantasy king status.