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Trump's Press Secretary Begs The American People To Stop Mocking Donald Trump

 

Morning Joe is pissed. He and formerly Married Mika were just working on New Year's Eve.

They were at Mar-a-Lago trying to arrange an interview with PEOTUS Trump and left well before the festivities began.

 

So they *didn't* give enough blowjobs to get a room comped after all?

 

Gurgle gurgle glug glug gulp gulp!

 

And with all the students at this public school distracted by their little fights between the various cliques, the students from the rich private school across town are walking into the building unnoticed and stealing all the lunch money out of lockers.

 

Think I figured out the difference between conservatives and liberals while playing "Dirty Santa" at Christmas.

A conservative will think nothing of taking a gift they want from someone -- even an 8-year-old.

After all, those are the rules, and it wouldn't be any fun if people just accepted what they got.

A liberal will keep a gift they don't want or can't use to keep others from being upset.

 

As usual, Trump's team has to walk back Donald's claims.

 

Come on ... two can play at this game.

A liberal who winds up with such a gift blames racism!sexism!inequality! and convenes a committee to get what he/she really wants.

 

If you play with an 8-year-old, you're playing Slightly Smudged Santa at best.

 

A liberal wouldn't play because Dirty Santa isn't culturally inclusive.

A conservative wouldn't play because Jesus is the real for the season - not Santa.

 

Shocked! SHOCKED, I tell you! I mean, we are still waiting for his tax returns, Melania's presser about her immigration and Fucko's plans to divest of all business conflicts (among others) — all promised but never delivered — so why should we think any promise that escapes that strangulated anus of a mouth would actually come to fruition?