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A conservative would steal the bottle of good tequila everyone's been playing for.

A liberal would steal it too, but he'd at least pour you a shot afterwards.

 

The alt-tighter posts a fake news story claiming the 8-year-old was abused by Hillary behind a pizza parlor and takes all the gifts while people are looking at their phones.

 

A conservative wouldn't buy any gifts for the 8-year-old because that would create a culture of dependency.

 

You don't play Dirty Santa with little kids. You all give the kids nice gifts, and then you stick your brother-in-law with the three slow cookers in a row for keeping Christmas food warm that you got stuck with and take his Bass Pro Shop gift card.

I'm pretty much a liberal ( with some exceptions), and even I know that.

 

And a liberal would redistribute half the gifts they give to the rest of the block, although a few gifts would invariably be lost to "bureaucracy."

 

A few ... riiiight ...

 

A conservative believes Santa should not be giving out free stuff.

A liberal believes Santa needs to raise the minimum wage for his elves.

 

Putin stole the best gifts.

 

Putin wrapped up underwear to make it look like a PlayStation 4 so you'd choose it instead.

 

Bernie would have made the conservatives pay for gifts to the liberals.

 

Hillary has a very detailed gift list you can learn about by going to her website.

 

Trump promised to bring a gift. Showed up without one, then promised a YUGE one would be delivered by NYE. Still waiting on it.