2016-17 College Football Bowl-a-Rama thread

Feel good. I had you down there until I looked back and saw it was LTL that initiated the butthurt.

 

How has this not taken the nation by storm?

 

^^^ One of the ESPN shows did a segment on it.

 

When I'd seen the clip earlier, I thought maybe he was actually reaching for the ball (not balls ... har!). Then I read about the apology this morning. WTF?

 

Shocked. Shocked I tell you.
WWL would put Rinaldi on scene if they knew Saban was going to take a solid shit.

 

"A complicated man. ... A simple goal. ... There isn't much Nick Saban struggles with these days. ... Yet ... through all of the trophies and celebrations ... one victory has eluded him. ... A victory many of us may take for granted. ... He crosses that off his list today ... in proving grounds of his own private bathroom ..."

 

"What if I told you ... Nick Saban decided to try a Quest Nutrition Bar ... and then he went to the bathroom?"

 

Some would say that Saban already expelled his biggest turd for the week.

 

The Birmingham News already has Saban's Stool Report. It really blows up when he had corn the day before.

(Spoken like a tired and cynical UAB fan who has seen even the smallest UA happening detailed exhaustively by the local news media for years.)

 

The Sugar Bowl did have a team from SECessionist Nation, right? I'm so confused. I thought it just means more there.