President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Trump promised to tell us on Tuesday or Wednesday the things that he knew about hacking which others didn't. Did I miss something?

 

You can find this in just about every walk of life these days.

Saw this one yesterday, posted by one of my dumbshit, Pennsylvania mud people relatives:



Hey, dumbshit, you do realize, like, at least half the country suffered from some form of PTSD after 9/11, right?

 

He meant it figuratively. So he did tell us ... from a certain point of view.

 

I literally don't know that a single smart person in America believes that Donald fucking Trump has any business being in this position. YF pretends to, but he's mostly fucking with you guys.

 

His minions are made up of the following:

-- Dumbshits.
-- Assholes.
-- Trolls.

That's it.

 

We saw the film clip of the president's head blown off replayed 37 gajillion times and dead bodies being hauled out of Vietnam every day from kindergarten until we were in high school. And riots in the streets for a decade. So neener neener on you.

 

This is pretty funny. A parody Twitter account that "presidentializes" Trump's tweets:

PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) | Twitter

 

My great-grandfather served in the trenches throughout 1917 and 1918. Then he came home to find that all of his family had died of the Spanish flu.

After that, he fell into a decade-long coma. He woke up on Monday, October 28, 1929, refreshed and confident and ready to start living life again.

 

Thanks Trump!

Is your Sears or Macy's closing? Here's a look at the stores that will go dark

 

Link?

 

*Anti-abortion position

 

“This is my belief: there are two viable beings involved,” he said, as quoted by the Herald Leader. “One had a choice early on to make a decision to conceive or not. Once conception starts, another life is involved, and the legislature has the ability to determine how that life proceeds.”

The legislature is all about protecting fetuses, but it does not give two shits about actual babies. Not their health care, not their feeding and housing, not their child care. They care about their anti-abortion position, yes, but "how that life proceeds"? Don't make me laugh.