President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

One has to admire McConnell as the complete partisan whore. He knows his constituents don't give a shit as long as he stays white and that the Washington political media doesn't have the guts to call him on bullshit.

 

At what point does Wolf, Lauer, Holt ... stop being equal and start being honest

 

I think Mark Hamill should do this every day. Pick the Trumpiest of Trump's tweets and do it in his Joker voice.

 

Uncle Vlad didn't like that.

 

That's McConnell in a nutsack, which he eats three times a day, plus snacks.

 

Wonder how long it'll take the anti-gun crowd to set phasers to "kill" on this one.
A school district in Mississippi had a student die in a hunting accident, so they're planning to have all of their schools conduct a gun safety assembly with members of the sheriff's department and Wildlife and Fisheries Department.

Lowndes schools to hold gun safety assembly following death of student

 

Um ... good?

 

Was trying to remember if we ever had gun safety lectures past elementary school (where they universally consisted of "Leave it the hell alone and tell a grown up there's a gun lying around.")

 

Oh we sure as hell had 'em. They were part of the Christmas pageants. God, how many times did I sing, "I'm dreaming of a locked safety"?

 

So many "Streep's Golden Globes speech shows why Trump won" thinkpieces are being written right now.

 

Paint fight: Donald Trump has settled some business disputes, but not this one