President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Worse to me is that Manziel said what I did in my post above in briefer, wittier and all-around better prose. Maybe I'm not drinking enough and taking enough drugs.

 

So does SJ.com postings.

I've got my suspicious eye on a few of you.

And do NOT judge ME. I'm just the local court jester act. VB is just a fictitious character.

Starman, on the other hand...

 

I'm not sure court jester means what you think it means.

 

Keep telling yourself that.

 

Your neurons are older, and then there's that small probability that a dozen monkeys with typewriters might crank out a tweet identical to Manziel's.

Or Trump's.

 

Keep those hands right where they are, you two.

 

Did Manziel pull the tweet? Not showing here.

 

I really don't get that. Like, I think you could make a Kardashian president and they'd still lay off the social media for Inauguration Day and just soak everything in. I mean, yeah the crowd was noticeably smaller, but a quarter-million people ain't nothing. Put down the fucking phone and enjoy an experience that literally just five other men on earth can describe right now. And if you get bored with that, try doing the damn job you were hired to do.

 

His whole account is gone.

 

I guess it didn't end well for him.