President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I think this one is more down Poin's alley.

 

No way am I clicking on that..

 

You still have to ask!

 

Right after the folks on "Finding Bigfoot" capture clear and compelling evidence of the thousands is sasquatches roaming North America.

 

I was crossing in North Dakota, think it was there..

Small crossing, one or maybe two shacks?

Anyway, the Canadians asked me if I had a gun and I started to laugh. I had small kids in the car with me and it just struck me funny and I couldn't help it, I laughed.

They did not laugh with me. Neither did my wife.

 

Did you fart? Again, sir, that's bad form.

 

This is my experience as well and I cross at least once a week in the summer.

 

My impression was he meant he had read Scalia's writings. Which is probably also a lie, but doubtless he's picked up on how dreamy-eyed his running buddies get when that name is mentioned, like the citizens of Round Rock repeating the hallowed name of Randolph Scott.

 

No idea, really. I would guess the board conservatives liked it. But that's just a guess.

It's a seat stolen from Obama, for sure. I was angry when it happened. Admittedly, I thought it would totally backfire when unfit Trump got the nomination. I was wr...wr... wro.....

Ah fuck it. I still blame Comey.

 

It is nice to get all these mysteries cleared up!

I wonder if the sasquatches are registered to vote in several states? Two, three countries?

Someone should give the dude Trump's citing as having evidence of voter fraud a heads up that he may have to broaden the scope of his research.

 

Did they take the weed?

I yelled at the fuckers who took my beer to dump it out, I wanted to see them dump it out.