President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Cool use, of the comma, dude ...

 

Admire their accent and then ask if they're British.

 

Exactly. Milo is a professional troll (unlike the amateur ones we have in training here). Unfortunately, in this day and age, the pros make damn good bank.

 

If you're lucky, maybe he'll give you an autograph.

I am in no way contrite.

 

You really want to get into a dick-measuring contest about comma use?

 

Perhaps, not ...

 

So the man we elected president has to pay $6 million to members of the golf club he bought in Jupiter, Fla. When Trump purchased the club at a bargain, he refused to give back refundable deposits to members, made them pay dues and didn't allow them club access.

Good news is that enough caved so that Trump still made out even while losing the lawsuit. What a guy.

 

That would be better than a colon-measuring contest.

 

FTFY

 

Americans seem to like when he fucks people over. It's like someone posted earlier, they want a living, breathing Calvin-pissing-on-something window decal for president. Were people always this unempathetic? It's bizarre.

 

Acronyms I absolutely can never recall:

FTFY
SMH

There are a few other, as well. I've looked up the above two at least 10 times apiece. Never remember, though.

 

Also HE CHEATS AT GOLF!