President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Who's in?

 

I usually play golf on Fridays ... would that count?

 

Sorry. It only works if you refrain from all commerce. So, no drinking at the bar either.

 

This is happening. And, since it's the Friday before President's Day, you can get yourself a four day weekend.

 

Not even if it's Tecate?

 

No more Hazmat cleanups. Just like in the great old days, it's up to you to clean up the toxic waste spills. Maybe you can hire a Mexican to do it.

 

Welcome to another episode of "Shriveled Hag-Face Bitch."

Now with more "White Trash Décolletage."

 

This was a great story. Too bad it's not true.

And, wtf he didn't even try to get a comment from the WH?

 

This was another good one.

Claims two Secret Service mangers were fired, and escorted out of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. Claimed his sources were the very individuals fired.

But, it wasn't true. No one from the Secret Service was fired.

 

So pick up a 12-pack the night before.

 

Congressmen in ruby red districts surprised to find they have constituants on the left too.

McClintock exits with police escort following raucous town hall meeting in Roseville