Cash Me Ousside (Howbow Dah)

Almost makes you think this is performance art straight outta Crispin Glover on Letterman.

First, the moment with Dr. Phil ...

Second, this LOL (Dennis Rodman would've played the dude part better) ...



And New York Magazine fills in much of the rest ...

A Brief History of ‘Cash Me Outside, Howbow Dah?’

 

Wut da fuq

 

Ladies and gentlemen, our new Secretary of Education.

 

Pretty sure the only people who watch Dr. Phil are the mothers of people who watch First Take and Undisputed.

 

6

 

Her IQ? Agreed.

 

Bangin' little body, bro.

 

Everyone on this board is now dumber for having clicked on this thread.

 

Is there anything sillier than white, suburban kids talking and acting ghetto?

 

Young Republicans.

 

Assuming that the segment isn't staged - and that's a huge assumption, I think - I feel very bad for the girl at the center of it. She's 13 years old, right? And now she's a national laughingstock, on top of obviously having some very serious issues facing her.

I almost never see anything "viral," but my brother does (and is always shocked that I haven't), and he and his wife were all a-twitter about this when I saw them this weekend. Thought it was the funniest thing they had seen in some time.

I think that Dr. Phil and Maury and the rest of them should be more than a little ashamed of themselves for parading these kids on national TV. My kid can be a huge pain in the ass, like all kids. But I couldn't imagine the risk of damage of putting him out there like this, so people could make him a national piñata.

OK, earnest post completed. You guys can make fun of me now.

 

I'd estimate the likelihood that the kid was in on it at about, oh, 99.999999999 percent.