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I was just kidding around. I got too many NASCAR misconceptions to correct to be looking for any real trouble ...

 

LOL. Dick Whitman wrote this.

 

I don't do that. To begin, I don't consider myself a success.

I think it's unfair when people lob the T-word at me. (Typefitter will, of course, deny it and say I am displaying my "psychosis." It is interesting that someone who has scribbled about his battles with mental illness would wield that as an insult.) We have running jokes and gags here, and push each other's buttons from time to time.

I really don't love that someone like Typefitter comes down from the mountain every few months to visit here, and thinks he has every poster pegged.

And I'm actually more than done with your repeated nonsense at this point. JFC, five years ago I challenged your opinion on how reporters treated Jim Boeheim. Let it fucking go. Are you as mean-spirited as you come off here? If I died violently today, I think it would please you, and that seems like a fucked way to feel about some asshole passing his boring day on the Internet.

 

Mean-spirited? You're the guy who keeps telling people to fuckity fuck off.

 

I tell people to fuck off if they are being insulting.

You cheerlead bullying because you genuinely despise me, and I think that's weird.

 

LOL. OK.

 

Just ignore me. Seriously. If I hated someone, personal, to the point that I was actively trying to inflict pain on them, including sending them personal PMs about things from their real life, I would ignore that person.

Maybe you will get lucky some day and wake up to an "RIP Dick Whitman" thread. I sure hope not. But people die young.

 

Don't put words in my mouth, champ. I don't hate anyone or wish them dead.

 

Just ignore me. If you hate me, ignore me. Don't "like" posts where people put me down. Just ignore me.

 

And, see, this is trolling.

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I'll freely admit that my posting habits change with my mood. I have tried to follow Guy's advice and look over my reply before hitting post. But if I get defensive or pissed about something, that often won't stop me.

 

How in God's good name is that trolling? Fuck.

This fucker sends me, "I know who you are and I'm watching you" PMs, and you feel compelled to jump in here and call me out for "trolling."

W. T. F.

 

Every two days or so lately, you seem to cry crocodile tears when people are merely responding to you in kind. Don't want to be put on the defensive? Don't put others on the defensive.

And worrying about who "likes" someone else's post? That's middle-school shit. I've been guilty of it too, but it's still middle-school shit.