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Fuck you. You don't know what your talking about.

 

See? (And it's "you're," sir.)

BTW, I know I've hit a nerve when you get down to "fuck you."

 

C'mon folks, didn't we learn this during the election years?

 

How proud you must be.

 

It's not pride, big fella. It's merely knowing the room. You'd be handled the same way; in fact, you already have been a few times and didn't even know it.

 

You don't think I know that I've let my temper get the best of me sometimes?

As much as you like to pretend to be, you're not the only grownup here, tiger.

 

I know that. And I'm sorry if I ever come across that way. But aren't you the one who stepped in to put me in my place seven posts ago? Again, just responding in kind.

 

Pretending to always be above the fray is exponentially more annoying than displaying the occasional dickishness.

 

Yes, but then there's you with the one-line slices. I'd rather stay "above the fray," as you put it, than to be so agonizingly depressing.