2016-17 Running NBA Thread

If you think this is bad, read actual NBA analysis these days. It's like calculus homework.

 

If my father couldn't get me to do calculus homework, you're not going to get me to read NBA analysis.

 

Save the premo content for Speak for Yourself, guys.

 

@Songbird made a genius move to start last year's thread with Derek Fisher banging Matt Barnes' baby mama. With the thread title, it set a nice tone over many months.

There hasn't been a lot of public illicit fucking in the NBA this year, though, relative to other seasons. So we work with what we have.

 

Check it. He doesn't suck anymore.

#NBArank Rising Stars: Aaron Gordon ready to elevate his game

 

How can you say that when he's ranked below Kentavious Caldwell-Pope and Rodney Hood and a mere spot above Clint Capela? That's outrageous!

 

Jabari Parker tears same left knee, rehab alone will take 12 months. Sucks.

 

What is it with Simeon players and ACLs?

 

I hate the Lil Jon promos more than ... ANYTHING ... I've ever seen on TV.

Why not do a reboot to this? (But keep Mokesi in the clips.)

 

In which a writer wastes time trying to make this really silly comparison.

It's behind the paywall, which is the best place it could be.

Boston's Isaiah Thomas better than Pistons' Isiah?

 

I can't think of another player as good as Isiah Thomas — who hasn't committed a heinous crime* — whose entire career is overshadowed by his post-playing career to the point that people forget how good he was.

*Thomas' management of the Knicks notwithstanding