A Universal Theory of SJ.com

Yep.

 

I just want to set the record straight and make clear that I still hate Dick.

 

Wow. Okay.

 

I get it, man. I suck. I failed. I cared about something and I failed at it. I get it. Thanks for the reminders.

 

I deleted it, but maybe I shouldn't have, since you like to demean people and fight dirty.

 

It's fine, though. You win, at life and this board. Take good care of her.

 

I make a Patrick Roy joke and you go after family stuff... Not sure what to say, exactly. Except: Wow. We all abide different codes, I guess.

 

Oh, fuck you, motherfucker. You have spent years here demeaning people for shit they care about, for who they are and what they have done with their lives. So fuck you. Shove your Ellies up your ass, you egotistical fucking prick. I guess we're even now, since you thought the proper response to an SJ.com battle was to out me on Twitter. Fuck you, you big fucking baby.

 

Fuck you, too, @Riptide. PM more some more threats.

 

See a doctor.

 

Fuck you. Suck my dick.

 

No, really, see a doctor. Sexual inadequacy can be treated.