A Universal Theory of SJ.com

In which case, Carlin's seven words could be crap, pee, frig, vayjay, corksoaker, mofo and boobies!

 

Funny, I had a friend who did something similar, except he used "stinking" instead of "fucking" bc he said he was swearing too much. Years later, people still ask me, "Hey, how's your friend Stinking Matt?"

 

It's still an automatic ejection in baseball.

 

See a mirror.

 

Jesus, I gotta up my game. Some of you fuckers really bring the heat.

 

Yep. I don't fight fair when you email me first, Dickie.

Now, remind us again how you don't reveal PMs.

 

For our next act, I'm going to go back four years and pull out the Boom and NorrinRadd posts that sent me to a temporary respite.

 

He did get "you're" and "your" right which I didn't do earlier, as shottie pointed out. (And rightfully so.)

 

Aww, Dickie, don't be mad. I'm a good person, down deep.

 

I think everyone is. I get it. You despise me. I get that. Like really despise me. I challenged you on some dumb point about what kind of questions reporters should ask of Jim Boeheim like five years ago, and it's been war ever since. Not sure what victory will look like, but I'm, at this point, exhausted by it.

Like I said, maybe you'll get lucky and I'll get hit by a car today on my commute. Or my wife will walk out, since that wasn't the first time you've brought her into things.

 

I guess we're even, then. Now fuck off.