Running Tiger Woods thread

There's probably some kind of putt-putt tour. He should join that.

 

He can't putt.

 

Yeah, seems like the next announcement will be his retirement. Body is broken beyond repair.

 

Of course there is. Don't you remember Billy Packer announcing its tournaments?

 

Probably the worst part of his game.

 

Perhaps, but his back might be able to handle it.

 

I thought it was good, too.

 

Echoing the posts here, Bill Kratzert from ESPN speculated that Tiger might be done if his trajectory doesn't improve by the Masters.

What does a golfer do when he retires? Is Tiger going to get a desk job?

 

I thought those guys had the greatest job in the world when I was nine years old.

 

He has already gotten his golf course design firm going; in fact I'd bet that's why he was in Dubai for a tournament that made no sense competitively. And he still has the clothing line through Nike. He'll have plenty to do.

 

He doesn't need to get another job. Being Tiger will be a full-time job the rest of his life.