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I'm sure there is a Nordstrom's right there next to the Walmart.

 

Is making fun of someone's looks all you got? You probably went ballistic when someone made fun of Chelsea Clinton.

 

Clinton was a teenage child. The Cuntway bitch is at least officially an adult. She's responsible for foisting off her hag-bag looks on the teevee viewers of the world.

And no, it's not all I got, not nearly, but it's the most fun thing. (We could start with the fact that literally every single word out of this goddamn bitch's mouth is a fucking lie. But back to the topic.) Because, once again, I thought this crew of fratboy jackoff addicts was supposed to be sending us nothing but totally spankalicious eye candy as female staffers, but instead, they keep sending out this shriveled she-corpse.

And to hear anybody on Team Fucko get all frantic about "judging a woman on her appearance" -- well, it's too hilarious for words. Hey, your hero is the Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief, who proudly agrees with the description of his daughter as a Piece of Ass.

 

Wasn't Muhammad Ali the Muhammad Ali of bullshit?

 

US investigators corroborate some aspects of the Russia dossier - CNNPolitics.com

 

None that have anything to do with Trump.

 

I don't think the ladyboys at Studio 54 charged our buddy Starman for his eight-second rides.

 

You could be holding a hundred page confirmed dossier with sources from within the FSB, 8x10 color glossies, videotape with sound, copies of the e-mails, and you'd still be slobbing Trump's knob.

They have wiretaps of phone conversations between individuals specified in the dossier, on the date specified in the dossier.

"Some of the individuals involved in the intercepted communications were known to the US intelligence community as "heavily involved" in collecting information damaging to Hillary Clinton and helpful to Donald Trump, two of the officials tell CNN."

But nooooo, that has nothing to do with Trump.

We'll see what else comes out.

 

So, as I said, nothing that has been corroborated, involves Trump.

 

So you're telling me that the Russians overtly sticking knives into Hillary and helping Trump get elected did not involve Trump?

Gee, I wonder why they could possibly have preferred to see Trump elected?

 

Just do it. Do the chant. You know you want to. #DeathtoAmerica