Of course it's Florida

Not even in Wisconsin.

 

Everything weird happens here in Flori-duh.

 

Woosh

 

How is an alligator going to survive in Wisconsin?

 

Lots of fat, slow, and drunk targets.

 

I thought that this thread might be about this:

They argued over sex. He aimed for the mattress. She was shot in the butt

 

Climate change.

 

This isn't Florida - Tacoma. And might be somewhat humorous if he wasn't drunk and there wasn't a three-year-old in the backseat.
Naked drunken man drives into tree while having sex with passenger, police say

 

Hey ex, your cars are next!

 

Was hoping to learn they were driving on I-69.

 

This could be an outstanding idea for a game show. Something like "What's my line."

Show a panel a headline and you have to figure out which of your guests is the person referred to in the headline.

"No. 2, I know this happened a couple of years ago, and everyone looks like they've cleaned up since then, - but there is still something scummy looking about you."

 

This is a pretty quality list. Nos 20, 22 and 25 are pretty good

The 50 Most Batshit Insane Things That Happened In Florida In 2017