President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

If things get too desperate, he can start utilizing Hillary's list of prospective Cabinet appointees. I believe "Likely an African American" may still be available.

 

Look over there!

 

Rallies are to Trump as bread and circuses were to leaders in Rome during the last days of the empire.

President Trump plans first rally since inauguration

 

The "Stunner" was Stone Cold Steve Austin's finishing move when he was a pro wrestler.

Austin has given a "Stunner," as part of a pro wrestling show, to six of the seven adults in that picture, including our President and the new head of the Small Business Administration. And Santa Claus, but that's a story for another day.

 

Trump only hires the best white nationalists, the best!

 

"Nice rally you got here. Sure would be a shame if #Resistance showed up and spoiled the party."

 

Made me Google, and what I found fits just fine in here given the current state of affairs:

 

He needs rallies and his family and supporters at events like today to adore him.

 

Remember the end of "Face in the Crowd" where Andy Griffith has the canned applause turned up loud in his penthouse? That could be the soundtrack at the White House and Mar-a-Lago before too long. It hasn't been a month, and the guy hasn't even had to handle any of the tough parts of the job. It's all been unforced errors. How do you fuck up a phone call to the leader of Australia unless you're just not right in the head?

 

It'll have more people than the women's march on Washington, but not as many as attended his inaugural.

 

Orange slices for everyone!