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Give him a break. That's the first time he's tried to say something science-ish sounding.

 

You and your fucking poetry. Couldn't come up with a Latin phrase or two?

 

It must be so frustrating to him that he can't just have his critics machine-gunned, like Kim Jong-un had done to his sad-sack uncle.

 

Well, now you've just given Starman a clever name to refer to future Trump internment camps.

 

Fact Check: While Trump does rant, he does not appear to post on a message board - at least openly. He may use a pseudonym, but NO OUTING. He does, however, have a verifiable history of ranting on Twitter.

Therefore, we rate this statement as half-true.

 

self depot
self deport
self despot

At least one of these things isn't a thing.

 

And he keeps complaining about his administration's leaks.
Want to know what a leak is, dipshit?
Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers- that's a leak, bigly.

 

Trump basically is Sports Talk Radio Caller.

"We don't win like we used to because our defense sucks and the refs have the game rigged."

 

Trump's a Cardinals fan?

 

I'd say Trump is more like a douchebag Boston sports fan. The ones who feel the need to remind you every three seconds that they won despite most likely having cheated in multiple ways, uttering "you hate us 'cause you ain't us," and blissfully unaware they're a laughingstock to 90 percent of the country.

 

Four more years of this and Penn will get demoted to the Atlantic Sun.

 

I thought the uncle was torn apart by starving dogs.

I can't keep up anymore.