Regretting tattoos

How did we get this far without this?

 

Swaggy P says "Hi."

 

I had another friend who got the word "Liberate" tattooed on his forearm. But he used that old gothic print where the "T" looks an awful lot like the "C," so he had to explain more than a few times that he's not actually a huge fan of Liberace.

 

Yeah, if I get a tattoo that includes any text, I'm definitely going with Helvetica.

 

Friend of a friend got an ugly, drunken tattoo on his upper arm that reads: "If your guilty, your dead." Aside from the wrong use of "your," nobody had any fucking idea what it meant—like, for years—until one day I saw The Punisher on TV. It was like cracking the Rosetta Stone.

 

I'd suggest Rockwell Extra Bold, but the pain might be too intense.

 

Put a giant "T" in the middle and try to pass yourself off as a hugh audiophile?

 

More power to you.

 

My dad has one from his Navy days in the 50s a large anchor on his shoulder; my test for a tattoo is whether its going to pass the eye test when you're 70. The vast majority of them I'd say they won't. Of course, I'm an old 50 yr old dude now.

 

I always thought that guy did an OK job on Fantasy Island.