Best burger you've ever had.

I didn't think we were talking about hot dogs.

 

The Awful Awful burger, Nugget Diner, Reno.

If you're lucky, Oscar will be making it the day you get it.

 

Was going to mention the Awful.

I still like the burgers at the original P.J. Clarke's on Third Avenue, but it's not as good as it used to be.

I would have sex with the cheeseburger from Handy Andy's in Oxford, Mississippi.

And if you're ever in Port Hope, Ontario, we have Olympus Burger, which truly makes one of the great burgers I've had. I get the Morpheus: meat, cheese, bacon, peanut butter, jalapeños. Great poutine and "Olympus fries," with truffle oil and feta, too.

Goddamn, it's ridiculously good for a small-town burger joint. It's in what was an abandoned KFC.

Don't try to find me though I'll fucking cut you.

 

Gotta have the Olympus Burger. Sounds strange and wonderful.

 

Will give a shout out to Spike's in Grayling, Michigan...my man @Fly might know that joint.

 

If anyone on the Pac-12 beat is ever in Microville, go to Squirrel's, downtown. Best burger in Oregon. There is a place just outside of Eugene, in a crossroads called Lancaster, the Junkyard Extreme Burger and Brats that is trendy, but not as good as Squirrel's up the road.

 

Can't tell you the last time I've even been through Grayling, has to be 15-20 years. Never been to Spike's so can't comment on the burger quality.

 

Spike's was mentioned to us by some veterans of the OHL scouting wars, we knew it had to be worth the trip.

 

The Big Kahuna at Jungle Butger in McKinney, Texas. If you don't want to wait in line at Hutchins BBQ, that is.

 

I hear that that is a TASTY burger.

 

If you like burgers, give them a try sometime. Me, I can't usually get them 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. I do love the taste of a good burger. Mmm.

 

Do they serve Sprite?