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He really isn't. He just plays one on SJ.

 

Assimilation continues without incident in Sweden.

 

REMEMBER SWEDEN!!

 

There are no details at all in this story, other than an explosion and nobody seems to be hurt.

I know you're rooting for it to be Muslim immigrant related. Maybe it will be.

But aren't you the one who always condemns news organizations rushing out stories (that you don't like)?

Also the ever-loving fucking point of making fun of the Sweden thing not that there is NO CRIME in Sweden. It's that Trump specifically referred to something on a Friday night that never took place.

But, ya know, don't let that stop you.

 

Twitter erupts over image of Kellyanne Conway kneeling on Oval Office couch!

Everybody's hatchet-faced hag Bitch is back in the Oval Office, lending gravitas and dignity to a ceremony by leaping on a couch and hiking up her skirt.

Probably standard procedure any time Fucko is in the room. Provides better grabbing access.

Notice the crinkled noses on some of the attendees -- as if they got a whiff of something diseased.

 

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

 

I denounce kneeling on couches.

 

SJ.com has obtained security camera video of the incident in question:

 

If you kneel in front of the GOD EMPEROR, you better mean it!

 

I would like to go on record that I'm not outraged, or even care. This is one of those things that should not be a big deal. Many, many other things to pay attention to and pursue (lookin' at you Vlad). Not this.