2017 Pro Wrestling Thread

Roman wins clean. Really?

 

Best part of that match was when Roman was getting the shit beat out of him.
The worst part was them trying to build up Roman as a heroic underdog when I wanted to see him get the shit beat out of him some more.

 

When Sasha came out and interfered and started exchanging blows witty Charlotte, how wasn't Bayley DQed?

 

I think because technically Sasha never threw a punch at Charlotte. Charlotte grabbed her and tossed her around. If the person in the match instigates it and the person not in the match doesn't hit back (or get a chance to), then there's no DQ.

 

So have they already announced Goldberg-Lesnar for WM? Because Heyman made it sound like it was a done deal already.

 

Well, that was disappointing in its predictability.

 

My stopwatch timed it at 22 seconds.

Predictable as could be. They could have done something crazier and had Lesnar interfere as well. Nope.

 

Reigns and Goldberg both win clean.
Yip-fucking-eee.
I'm setting the over-under on number of moves employed in the Goldberg-Lesnar match at 3.5.

 

I figured that. I thought they had exchanged punches, but I guess Sasha never hit Charlotte.

 

Raw PPVs are always garbage because Raw is Garbage. I never understand the logic of anything going on.

Roman? How does a man who gets slammed theough a table by a 300-pound man get back in the ring and pop up for a spear like nothing happened? Even that goddamn kevlar vest isn't that strong. Fuck this shit.

So, The E builds up The Queen's PPV streak only to end it at a B-level show with interference? Makes total sense. And seriously, are there more than for women in this division?

We all knew The E wanted the title with the Goldberg vs Bork Lazer match for RassleMania. I'm not sure why that program needs the title more than Owens vs Jericho. If it has to go to a classic rassler, put it on Jericho until Extreme Rules, give the guy one more little run in his career twilight as a thank you. But we knew KO was gone git got, all you can do is shrug your shoulders. The E is done listening to the fans. Notice that smarks don't shit all over SmackDown shows? Huh, funny that.

And Raw Talk is shit. Post-Attitude commentator Lawler is no Daniel Bryan. He's just chuckling and smiling at nearly everything Rene says. Someone should tell him there's nothing to shill on USA Network.

 

And making weird analogies to raccoons that have Roman Reigns look like he's trying to solve an advanced algebra problem as he follows along.

 

Yeah that show was hot garbage.

Bradleys right it's because raw is garbage.

If you're going to pack the show with filler like big show and a damn ice cream cart the finishes better deliver. A schnoz that kills bayley, a 22 second main event and squashing Braun clean? Not delivering.