Things that make you feel old

I'm over the hill and gaining speed down the other side.

 

Not everything Michael Jordan does is automatically cool anymore.

 

I think that moment might have passed in 2001 when he selected Kwame Brown No. 1 overall.

 

So you're a man!

 

When you go to a softball team (from your 20s) reunion dinner at a steakhouse 25 yrs later and you look at guys and say "damn, that dude who weighs no less than 200 was our CF?"

When you look at your father in law and you realize you are now his age when you married his daughter.

 

When you wind up hospitalized for chest pain and really high blood pressure.

That's where I am at the moment. On vacation and spending the night checking out the NILFs.

I should be ok. I'm pretty damn sure this is from a side effect of a research drug.

 

VB we've been over this. Boner pills are for guys who need them, not so you can mastrubate for a 25th hour each day.

(Seriously, get well soon.)

 

Get well quick good man.

But because this is the "things that make me feel old" thread, I totally thought the N in NILF was Nanas and not nurses. Maybe that's where I should go with Rick Stain.

Please feel better so I can make a PILTJOT joke

 

Have you channeled Costanza and seen any nurses giving water baths? Get well VB.

 

Oh, not yet. It's on my bucket list of things to see. Could probably create a nice bucket list of Seinfeld things to do in real life (worth a new thread?). Witnessing a sponge bath would probably be in my Top 5.

Got a BP reading of 125/74 last night. So that's good news.

Got one hell of a migraine headache though. That's my chief complaint at this early hour. Better than my heart blowing up though.

Thanks for the well wishes everyone!
VB

 

Funny! You sort of nailed it. Not boner pills, but I'm in a testosterone study and one other side effect is...

 

Remember, if it lasts more than four hours, call your doctor... so you can brag about it.