President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

That's the guy!

No shoes, the floppy hat.

 

His feet have seen some wear.

 

I may vote for him in 2020, but Ryan from Maine Cabin Masters remains my first choice.

 

Justice Department charging Russian spies and criminal hackers in Yahoo intrusion

 

Hell yes, he's a Deadhead.

 

Yeah, I noticed the shirt he had on..

 

Did they check the microwaves?

 

That's their just opinion.

What do they know?

The president is in the position to know all.

 

That tax return was

He's also in the position to know if the wiretapping claims were true. Just a call away, as McCain and everyone else with a brain has pointed out. He lies because he's fucked. The walls are closing in.

The release of the tax return was such a blatant plant from Trump. Oh, look, here's the one year I made the most profit. But you're only getting two pages, not the other stuff. Haha.

 

I hope there's home surveillance video of Chris Christie stuffing the return in that mailbox waiting to be unearthed. Him struggling to get it into the mailbox without leaving his car through the window. His scarf getting caught in the automatic window as he puts it back up. Sighing heavily when he realizes he'll have to open the door. After he puts it in the mailbox, the door won't close. He kicks at the air. He then realizes he left his car idling and it's driving ever so slowly down the street and he has to go waddling after it to catch it.

This is how it played out in my mind.