President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Oh, there are many.

 

America in a nutshell in 2017. There's an opoid crisis in this country that is killing hundreds of thousands of people a year. On CBS just now during the Wichita St.-Dayton game, there's an ad for a drug to relieve opoid-related constipation. Maybe it should have had an image of Lenny Bruce dying on the toilet.

 

No, they aren't. I'll see your silly, semantic games and raise you ridiculous, dishonest rhetoric from the other side.

 

Trump campaigned on the idea America is a complete disaster. A hellhole. The worst place in the world.

Now he's doing his best to make sure that's just what we become.

 

NO OUTING!

 

I really find it difficult to get worked up about PEDs in sports when drug ads fill every TV break. What's Viagra if not a PED?

 

I should have sued my parents and grandparents for giving me bad ACL genetics instead of spending $23,000 on getting it fixed!

 

oop, I mean this respectfully, I don't give a shit what you think about abortion.
If you go through with it, it's on your conscience.
I can't even kill the random junebug I see in my man cave.

 

I thought you didn't take sides, #Starbaby.

 

Should've just lived with 'em till you were 26 and THEIR insurance would've paid for it.

Getting laid in their house at that age may have been a little tricker.

 

I tended bar at one of the most-popular places in the city for college kids. It's amazing how attractive you become to coeds when you're serving them alcohol.

 

If it makes you feel any better, I promise not to have one. I'm just not interested in telling women they can't have one, especially rape victims who were impregnated by their attacks. QY, on the other hand, feels qualified to tell even those women what to do with their bodies.

Regarding your first point, if you don't want other people's opinions, you are quite welcome to keep yours to yourself.