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President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Nov 12, 2016.

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  1. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

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  2. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Which is pretty much up to me, not a group of people deciding how to keep a television show on the air. Nice try at covering your latest failure.
     
  3. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    Perhaps, but you made an ass of yourself much faster.
     
  4. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    My prescription medicine has gone down in price!

    90 Lisinopril pills used to cost 83 cents.

    Now it's . . . 29 cents.

    Thanks, Mr. President!
     
  5. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    Here's a lede for you:

    "President Donald Trump is a reckless bully with authoritarian leanings and a craving for attention. Kim Jong-un is a reckless bully with dictatorial powers and a craving for attention. Oh yes, and both have fingers on nuclear triggers. That's why so many national security experts of both political parties struggle to think of a scarier pair."

    Ready or Not, Here Come Trump and North Korea
     
  6. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Big Bird is useful, especially around the holidays:

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  8. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    I've got your Big Bird right here, buddy ...
     
  9. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Bert and the Count look way too into that. They were clearly the ringleaders in that operation.
    Cookie Monster, out of cookies, realizes he has no other choice but to eat Big Bird.
    Oscar is annoyed. He's not happy about eating his friend, nor with Bert and Count, but is conflicted about whether to go to the cops or murder the other two himself. He's more pissed that they've thrust him into this situation after swearing they "would take care of dinner."
    Elmo is scared. He's on the dinner plate at Christmas, because, snitches.
    Ernie was the one who actually pulled the trigger on Big Bird, and is a flat-out homicidal maniac. He's already sizing up Elmo. He thinks he's about to eat a bowl of soup.
     
  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Big Bird is an asshole.
     
  11. cisforkoke

    cisforkoke Well-Known Member

     
  12. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    So Tomi Lahren is being excommunicated by Trumpistas this weekend?
     
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